[homage] Costco chickens

Costco roast chickens - You would never guess that they are only $4.99, if you saw the devoted and fanatic crowd. These chickens are hotter than Britney Spears. Everyone wants a piece!

http://www.mistersf.com/new/index.html?newcosctochix.htm

We went to acquire our very own precious Costco chicken today.

5:30pm: There are 20 chickens leisurely roasting in the oven. The dude said "another 15 min"
5:40pm: There are still 20 chickens leisurely roasting in the oven, but now there are about 15 people with a gentle, longing look in their eyes.
5:45pm: There are still 20 chickens leisurely roasting in the oven, but things start to get intense. People discuss their love, strategies, and stories with Costco chicken.
5:50pm: Costco dudes finally deemed chickens complete. This guy standing in front of us (who "lives around the block and just came here to get chicken. btw, he's been on a reality show"), tore off 3 plastic bags in a hurry. He pushes into the crowd and cover the sacred hole through which the holy chickens appears.
5:55pm: Fight for your Costco chicken! It's everyman for himself!

Go to Costco night next Sunday and buy a roast chicken :)